(Source: nightmarepoet, via twelveregenerations)
(Source: nightmarepoet, via twelveregenerations)
metatron walks into a random office in heaven and sees a dozen desks situated in a half-circle facing the door. it’s odd, though, because the large leather swivel chairs all have their backs situated to him.“hello?” he calls out, hesitantly.
as one, the chairs swirl…
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It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
FOREVER REBLOG
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
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If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
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“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m… don’t want to.”
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it doesn’t matter if you still read naruto or not, you’ll still cry about team seven
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Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.
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#i still don’t know if the way he sings ‘ooh and aah’ is my favorite part of this #or if it’s coufeyrac’s and combeferre’s expressions #courfeyrac is just like ‘please stop’ and combeferre is like ‘it’s too late why did you even start’ #as enjolras rises like a kraken from the sea #’this does not sound like patriotism’
Feuilly’s ‘oh what did I just walk in on oh it’s Grantaire Talks Shit o-clock that sounds about right’ is a close contender though.
also especially like how marius thinks grantaire is on his side until “it is better than an opera” and he makes this face like ‘i fucking trusted you grantaire you little shit’
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